Waffles

I look into the mirror and saw the most bishie guy ever. Acknowledging him as a nakama of mine, I pulled a chair over and talked to him. Surprisingly, he pulled a chaired over and sits at the same time as me too.

"Aren't we the hottest?"

"Yeah." Both of us throws our fringe to the side at the same time.


As we chat, I have this feeling I've known this guy for a long time. Like for about 19 years. He's just like me.

Then suddenly I can't take it. I'm suppose to be the only bishiest bishie in the world and here is someone who is as bishie as me.

"I'm sorry buddy but in this world there's room for only one bishie."

Getting up to leave, the song in my iPod Shuffle suddenly switch to one of Carly Simon's classic. As I walk away, her voice sings to my ear:

".....Youre so vain, you probably think this song is about you
Youre so vain, Ill bet you think this song is about you
Dont you? dont you?...."

Hums.